Monday, September 20, 2004


Grave doubt about authenticity of Texas National Guard documents.

The officials, who asked not to be identified, said CBS News would most likely make an announcement as early as today that . . .

What was that you just said?


You mean you knew those documents were fake 11 days ago?


And you have no doubts, grave or otherwise?

I see.

How many top document experts did you say declared them as forgeries?

Dozens, plus your 10 year old son?

What do you mean you first heard about it from bloggers? Aren't those just a bunch of guys in pajamas sitting at their computers?

Well, I wouldn't say they're kicking CBS's ass.

You would?

I see.

CBS is saying they were misled about the documents' origin. Well, they're not actually saying that yet, but they're floating the idea to see if it sells.

No. I'm not interested in buying land in Florida. Why do you ask?

CBS may even start an internal investigation to find the source of the documents.

Why do you keep laughing?

What's that again? Why did you give me these addresses?

Post Office Box 77247
Suite 700
Washington, DC 20003

430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003

You say it'll save CBS and the nation time?

What's the first address?

John Kerry's National Campaign Headquarters?

Hmmmmm. And what about the second address?

Democrat National Committee?

But how do you know it's them?

Hmmm .. because they're as stupid as they are sleazy? Now that you've put it like that . . .

What was that? And you think Dan Rather was in on it?

Well, yes I suppose a bear does do it in the woods.

OK, sorry I bothered you.

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